Resume feedback, with teeth

Your resume called. It wants a roast.

Upload your resume for a brutally honest AI roast that is actually funny—then leave with one useful fix before your next application.

Free first roast. No generic career-speak required.

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The punchline is free. The actionable tip is the point.

No fake testimonials here

A first draft of feedback should feel safe enough to use.

Funny, never pointless

Every roast ends with one clear move you can actually make.

Your resume stays yours

Upload for feedback, then get back to applying with more clarity.

Built for the group chat

Turn the chaos into a shareable card when you want a laugh.

The Roastfolio method

Laugh first. Apply smarter next.

Roastfolio starts where stiff, copy-paste feedback ends: with your actual resume and a little personality.

Start with a free roast
01

Drop in the evidence.

Upload the resume you are sending out right now. No pretend profile, no vague career quiz.

02

Get the honest roast.

Our AI spots the buzzwords, mystery metrics, and “passionate self-starter” energy—then gives it back with a grin.

03

Steal the useful bit.

Every roast lands on one concrete improvement. Want the full glow-up? Move into a serious rewrite when you are ready.

Pick your level of honesty

Start with a roast. Upgrade when it is getting serious.

THE ROAST

Free

For when you need a reality check before you hit submit.

$0

  • One AI resume roast
  • A shareable roast card
  • One practical next step
Roast me

THE GLOW-UP

Best for applications

Serious Rewrite

For when the joke is over and you want your experience to read as strong as it is.

$19 one-time

  • Everything in the free roast
  • A focused, professional rewrite
  • Stronger bullets tailored to your experience
  • A ready-to-use resume you can edit
Get a serious rewrite

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Your resume has been asking for this.

Give it a roast, grab one useful fix, and send your next application with less guesswork.

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